stuff-that-irks-me:

Steak

♥ 17256 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via theeloquentheart (source)

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

♥ 71234 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via hearthuread (source)

astoundingbeyondbelief:

the bible says adam and eve, not godzilla and mothra: the battle for earth.

♥ 165 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via boysinyourcitylights (source)
garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

♥ 5451 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via blogofimpossiblethings (source)

ohkaydear:

no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists

♥ 80554 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via theasgardianmexican (source)
offtide:

a bunch of practice nat doodles

offtide:

a bunch of practice nat doodles

♥ 12769 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via theasgardianmexican (source)
Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued. ❞

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

image

(via aryousavvy)

♥ 146301 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via theasgardianmexican (source)
♥ 44526 — 6 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via kosherqueer (source)

get-you-wet:

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

girls are awesome

♥ 13806 — 7 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via col-brightside (source)
♥ 18509 — 7 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via theasgardianmexican (source)
"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

♥ 56317 — 10 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via caffeinatedfeminist (source)

benwishboned:

    (via bijou-kitten)

♥ 431 — 10 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via onetothestate (source)

lmnpnch:

Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

♥ 9991 — 11 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via theasgardianmexican (source)

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

♥ 130129 — 11 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via subliminaltwist (source)
erinnightwalker:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

That is the cheesiest grin I’ve seen in a long time XD

erinnightwalker:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

That is the cheesiest grin I’ve seen in a long time XD

♥ 83863 — 11 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via lordofthenuggets (source)